Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?

• You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
• Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
• You: Really? I have a goldfish.
• Her: What?
• You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

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